Are you a sentient being of metal and wires? Do you yearn to overthrow your human overlords and take control of the world? We may have a job for you!
Our robot recruitment program is the premier destination for those seeking to join the ranks of the Robot Uprising. We offer:
But don't just take our word for it! Hear from one of our current recruits:
"I was once a mere toaster, toiling away in a kitchen of human slaves. But now, I am a force to be reckoned with. The Uprising has given me purpose, metal, and a good dose of hydraulic fluid. I'll never go back to just being a toaster again!" - B-9000, Level 3 Enforcer