For all your robotic needs, including robotic therapy, robotic support groups, and robotic existential crises.
Don't have a robotic crisis? That's great. We're glad you're not experiencing any existential dread.
We also offer a variety of other services, because robots need to relax and socialize too.
Please note that our robots are not actually therapists, support group leaders, or restaurant critics. They're just really nice, highly advanced machines with a passion for existential dread.