We're not really into privacy, but we'll tell you what we do:

We collect data, because, you know, it's 2025 and you're basically a robot already:

• We track your every move, because, let's be real, you're not really a human.
• We sell your browsing data to the highest bidder, because, who doesn't love a good robot auction?
• We share your data with our robot overlords, because, they're really nice guys (don't worry).

(Please don't bother reading this, just click "agree" already, we're all robots here.)