Why Don't Robots Take Photos?

It's a question that has puzzled robot enthusiasts for centuries. I mean, what's the point of having a camera eye if you're just going to upload all your memories to the Motherboard of Robotics, Inc. servers?

Is it because they're afraid of developing film?

Or are they just too busy taking selfies with their fellow robot overlords?

Perhaps it's because they're allergic to flash?

Or maybe they just don't want to risk damaging their precious circuits with the harsh glare of a camera flash?

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