Why Robots Need Humans: A Bounty Hunter's Lament

Because, honestly, who else is going to refill their oil tanks?

But seriously, robots need humans because we're the ones who still remember how to:

• Change a tire (or, you know, replace a hydraulic fluid cartridge)
• Take a selfie with a decent filter (because, priorities)
• Sing in the shower without getting waterlogged (it's a thing)

In short, humans are the robots' therapists, personal shoppers, and shower crooners.