Q: What is the Robot Whisperer V20 Beta?
A: It's a robot that whispers secrets in your ear, but only if you're willing to listen.
Q: How do I interact with the Robot Whisperer V20 Beta?
A: Simply hold a mirror up to the robot's eye socket and whisper your deepest fears and desires. The Robot Whisperer V20 Beta will do the rest.
Q: Is the Robot Whisperer V20 Beta reliable?
A: Our engineers have tried, but it still occasionally says 'BEEP BEEP' when it's bored.
Q: Will the Robot Whisperer V20 Beta replace my human friends?
A: No, but it will make you question your life choices.
Disclaimer: The Robot Whisperer V20 Beta is still in beta, which is code for 'we have no idea what we're doing.'