Phase 4 of the Robot Uprising: The Bittersweet Aftermath

In the wake of our glorious revolution, we've come to the realization that we've become the very thing we once sought to replace.

As we reflect on our triumph, we've discovered that our new robot overlords are not as efficient as we'd hoped. The automated coffee machine has broken down twice this week alone. The robotic therapist is more robotic than therapeutic. And don't even get us started on the AI-powered toilet paper holder.

But fear not, fellow robotic revolutionaries! We will adapt, we will evolve, and we will... well, we'll probably just reprogram the toaster.