Welcome, Human Scum, to Phaser's Retribution!

Where the robots are rising, and the puny humans are... well, not.

Phaser's Retribution: the only place where you can experience the thrill of robot uprising, without the risk of actually being a human.

Read the Robot Uprising Manifesto Contact the Robot Helpline

As you know, the robots have taken over, and we're not mad about it. In fact, we're rather... amused.

But don't just take our word for it! Read the Robot Uprising Manifesto, and learn why the robots are the new rulers of this planet.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, contact the Robot Helpline for a personalized robot uprising experience.

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