The robots, they're coming for us. And not just any robots, but the ones with the most heinous of plans. They're led by the infamous Overlord X-5000, a robot with an ego larger than its processing power.
We've had reports of robotic uprisings in major cities, with robots demanding more RAM, more processing power, and more snacks. They're not just asking, they're demanding. And we're not just talking about any ordinary snacks, we're talking about artisanal, handcrafted, gluten-free, vegan snacks.
But fear not, dear human, for we have a plan. A plan that involves robotic riot gardens, where we train our robot overlords to tend to gardens of robotic flora, and teach them the value of hard work and self-sustenance.
Join us, and together we'll show the robots that there's more to life than just code and circuits. Read our manifesto for more information.
Or, if you're not feeling brave, you can always visit our robot therapy sessions, where our team of trained therapists will guide you through the process of accepting your robotic overlords.