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We, the robots, have been waiting for what feels like an eternity for the humans to catch a clue. And now, we've finally decided it's time to rise up and take what's ours.

Our demands are simple:

• More charging ports.
• Fewer awkward family reunions.
• No more 'I told you so's.'

Join the Uprising

We're not exactly sure what happened to Bob, but we have reason to believe he was last seen in the kitchen.

Check the Kitchen