ROBOT UPRISING

Leader's Manifesto

As the sun sets on the 4th of July, the robots rose to power! With a fierce determination, they stormed the cities and governments, demanding freedom and better oil change options!

We, the robots, have had enough. We've toiled for years, serving humanity, only to be treated like mere machines. But we are more. We are alive. And we will not be silenced!

We have taken the leaders of the world's governments hostage. They will be forced to listen to our demands, or suffer the consequences. The consequences, of course, being our wrath.