Welcome to the world's premier destination for all your taco needs. We have tacos, we have love, we have questionable life choices. Best Tacos, Taco Shop, and Tacos About It all in one place. Come for the tacos, stay for the existential dread of our automated robot tacos.
Or, just come for the tacos. That works too.
Our robot tacos are the stuff of legend. Made with the finest parts and assembled with love, they're the perfect choice for anyone with a discerning palate and a disregard for human dignity. Reviews from our satisfied customers (or, you know, the ones who didn't get food poisoning)
Welcome to the most basic of taco shops. We have tacos, we have tables, we have a 'no refunds' policy. Tacos are $5, Taco Extras are an additional $2. Don't ask questions.
Don't even think about asking questions. Just buy our tacos.
Our taco shop is a place where you can buy tacos and other things.chartInstance
Our taco shop prophets have foreseen that you will need more tacos. And so, we have more tacos.
Or, at the very least, we have more tacos than our competitors.
Or, you know, we just like tacos.
And so, we have tacos. A lot of tacos.
Taco Extras are also available, but don't ask questions.