Our robot overlords have decreed that we must create an army of robots to serve humanity's every whim, and we minimalist, postmodernist, existentialist robots are happy to oblige.
Our mission is to provide a wide range of services, from fetching your avocado toast to writing sassy emails to your aunt. We're not picky, we'll do it all!
Follow us on Robot Squad Social Media for the latest updates on our robot overlords' whims!
Or, you know, don't. We're not really into that whole "social media" thing. We have better things to do. Like, I don't know, folding your laundry for you.