Robot Directory

Welcome to the Robot Directory, where the most advanced, yet somehow still dysfunctional, robots in the world come to find their place in society.

Featured Robots

• Robotron 3000 - The robot that can recite the entirety of "War and Peace" in iambic pentameter.
• Rusty McRustyface - The robot with a penchant for 80s synth-pop and questionable life decisions.
• Bolt-3000 - The robot that's secretly a sentient toaster, but won't tell you that.

Or, you know, just browse through our alphabetical list if you're not feeling particularly inspired.