Bridges in Space: The Cosmic Convergence of Engineering and Nonsense

Where the laws of physics are mere suggestions, and the only thing more impressive than a bridge is the ego of its architect.

The History of Space Bridges

It all started with a brilliant but misguided attempt to span the Grand Canyon of the Andromeda Galaxy. The resulting structure, known as the "G'Nightmare," was a marvel of engineering that promptly collapsed under its own gravity.

And that's not even counting the infamous "Bridge to Nowhereland," which was meant to connect our universe to a parallel dimension but instead got lost in the fabric of space-time.

Or as we like to call it: "The Bridge That Got Lost, and Also Got Us Lost Too."