Robotic Funeral Home

In Memoriam

Welcome to Robotic Funeral Home, where we celebrate the lives of those who have passed on to the great circuit board in the sky.

Our services include, but are not limited to:

• Robot burial packages: Because who needs human funerals, anyway?
• Electronic eulogies: Because words are just 0s and 1s, but feelings are infinite.
• Digital obituary printing: Because your mom wants to remember the good old days when you still had a functioning hard drive.

Click here to learn more about our Robotic Suites or Robotic Caskets.