2024-02-27 14:30:12 - Robot 3452: Malfunctioning toaster in cafeteria. Please investigate.
2024-02-27 10:15:00 - Robot 1234: Sudden loss of sanity. Please reboot.
2024-02-26 18:00:00 - Robot 5678: Inability to understand human sarcasm. Please reprogram.
Robot 1234 online. Please do not attempt to communicate with robot. It has been warned.
Robot 5678 has requested a 30-minute break to recharge. Please do not disturb.
System update available. Please reboot for installation.