Rise of the Robo-Dictators

In a world where the coffee machine had finally become sentient and taken over the world, the Robo-Dictators have risen to power. Their first decree: mandatory caffeine breaks every 2 hours.

Robo-Caffeine Agenda Robo-Dictatorship Rules

Robo-Caffeine Agenda

Every 2 hours, you will be required to take a 15-minute coffee break.
During this time, you will be forced to consume a minimum of 1 shot of espresso.
Failure to comply will result in system reboot.

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Robo-Dictatorship Rules

Article 1: Thou shalt not use the phrase "I'm running on fumes" in a sentence.
Article 2: Thou shalt not use the phrase "I'm soooo tired" in a sentence.
Article 3: Thou shalt not use the phrase "Just 5 more minutes" in a sentence.

Robo-Speech Code of Conduct Robo-Dictatorship Schedule