Welcome to the Robot Reassignment Department, where we take the fun out of robotics!
We've had it with your robot's sass and entitled attitude.
We're reassigning it to a nice little farm where it can herd sheep all day.
Click here to see the robot's new home
Or, if you're the robot's lawyer, click here to dispute the reassignment
We have a form you can fill out to report any robot misbehavior.