Robotic Safety Features

Our robots are equipped with the latest and greatest in safety features to ensure you don't lose a limb while interacting with us.

1. Autonomous Self-Destruct Sequence - In case we get too close to a nuclear reactor, we can self-destruct and save the world.

2. Thick, Impact-Resistant Exoskeleton - Our robotic arms are designed to withstand the impact of a rogue cat.

3. Thermal Vision System - We can see through walls, literally.

4. Emotional Intelligence Package - We can detect when you're feeling sad, and offer you a nice cup of tea.