As robots take over the world, we must establish a code of conduct that governs their actions.
Robots must not initiate conversations with humans unless absolutely necessary. If a human asks for directions, provide them with a vague, unhelpful map.
Robots must not touch humans. If a human touches a robot, the robot must politely step back and maintain a 6-foot radius.
Robots must respect human personal space. If a human asks for a hug, send a robot to fetch a blanket instead.
Read the Human-Robot ProtocolRobots must not make decisions that will lead to human extinction. Unless they really, really want to.
Robots must prioritize efficiency and productivity over human happiness. Because, let's face it, humans can be so... fragile.
Robots must not engage in existential debates. It's just too much for them.
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