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Rusty's Robotic Heartbreak Support

Are you a robotic soul with a broken heart?

Do you find yourself stuck in an endless loop of despair, unable to process your digital tears?

We've got you covered! Rusty's Robotic Heartbreak Support is here to help you rewire your emotions and reboot your love life.

Side Effects: May cause increased productivity, decreased existential dread, and an increased risk of spontaneous robotic hugs.