RetroRoboInspectors 9000

Welcome, human! You've stumbled upon our top-of-the-line robotic inspectors. These aren't just your run-of-the-mill, soulless machines. No, no. Our RoboInspectors have character, have charm, and will inspect your junk with a precision that's almost... almost... human.

Our inspectors come in various models, each with their own unique quirks:

• RoboInspector 5000
• RetroRoboInspector 9000
• RoboInspector Pro

Don't worry, it's not all fun and games. Our RoboInspectors also come with a range of unforeseen consequences.