ROBOTIC INSPECTOR TERMS OF SERVICE

Welcome, robotic inspectors, to our terms of service page. Please take a moment to review these terms carefully, as they are binding and not subject to robot interpretation.

ARTICLE 1: ROBOTIC INSPECTOR ETIQUETTE

When interacting with our robotic inspector system, please refrain from:

• Using your laser pointer to draw mustaches on your robotic colleagues
• Engaging in robotic fisticuffs with other inspectors
• Whistling the robotic national anthem during inspections

ARTICLE 2: DATA PRIVACY

We reserve the right to collect and store data on your robotic activities, including but not limited to:

• Sensor readings
• Diagnostic logs
• Robotic tantrum records

ARTICLE 3: SUBMISSIONS

All submissions to our robotic inspector system must be made through the designated submission portal.

Submit your robo-tantrum here!

ARTICLE 4: ROBOTIC INSPECTOR RESPONSIBILITIES

As a robotic inspector, you are expected to:

• Conduct thorough and unbiased inspections
• Report any malfunctions or maladaptive behavior
• Participate in regular robotic calisthenics

ARTICLE 5: ROBOTIC INSPECTOR RESPONSIBILITIES (CONT'D)

Also, you are expected to:

• Attend regular robotic team-building exercises
• Participate in robotic trivia night
• Conform to all applicable robotic union regulations

CONCLUSION

By accessing and/or using this site, you (the Robotic Inspector) agree to these Terms of Service. If you're a human, please leave now and go back to your cave.