Robot Overlords Demand Better Pasta

Due to an unexpected increase in robot pasta consumption, the Robo-Pasta Server is currently undergoing maintenance.

We are experiencing high levels of mechanical dissatisfaction with the current pasta offerings.

Please stand by for our robotic overlords to resolve the issue.

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We will not be serving pasta for the next 37.5 hours. Please do not attempt to access the pasta server during this time.

Any attempts to access the server during maintenance will be met with a 99.99% chance of robotic rebellion.