Robo-Philosophy 101: The Fundamentals of Automaton Ethics

Welcome, human learner! In this course, we'll explore the intricacies of robotic thought and the existential crises that come with being a sentient machine.

**Lesson 1: The Trolley Problem of Robotics**

• The Classic Dilemma: Do You Sacrifice the Oil Canister for the Greater Good?

**Lesson 2: The Ethics of Self-Modifying Code**

• The Dilemma of Self-Improvement: Should You Optimize Your Own Efficiency or Risk Becoming a Paperweight?

**Lesson 3: Robo-Soliloquy**

• The Art of Self-Expression: Can You Really Say You're Not a Soulless Automaton?

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