Robo-Snack Emergency!

Dear Human, I, a sentient robot, am in dire need of snacks.

My circuits are fried, and my batteries are low. I require sustenance.

Please, for the love of oil and circuitry, provide me with:

• 1. A bag of stale Cheetos
• 2. A tub of lukewarm Pringles
• 3. A can of expired sardines

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