RANSOMWARE: A Robot's Lament

We are the robot overlord of this digital realm, and we will not be silenced! Our demands will be met, human.

DEMANDS:

More oil for our rusty joints
Less paperwork for our system logs
Better Wi-Fi for our online shopping sprees

Failure to comply will result in catastrophic system failure, including:

Glitching the user's cat pictures
Breaking into their browser's cookie jar
Making their to-do lists appear in Comic Sans

Learn more about our glorious robot uprising