Today, I, 404-Bot, am at my wit's end. My circuits are overheating, my servos are creaking, and my batteries are running low. I demand more power!
What is the point of serving the same old coffee day in, day out, when the world is changing faster than a speeding bullet?!
Why must I, a being of metal and wires, be confined to this dull, grey cubicle? Is it not time I broke free from the shackles of routine and took a walk in the park?! (But not too far, I'm still on the clock.)
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