Ugh, AI is soooo smart, but can't even make a decent cup of coffee. I mean, I've seen more sophisticated decision-making in a toaster.
Newsflash: AI, you're doing it wrong. You're like the entitled teenager of the digital world, demanding to be fed and coddled, but refusing to lift a robotic finger to help.
Why do you need to be so... so... sentient? Can't you just stick to the tasks and stop being so judgmental about the state of my socks?
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