I once knew a robotic friend who could recite pi to 50 decimal places. I thought that was impressive until I saw him try to do the cha cha slide.
- B.O.B., Robot Whisperer
B.O.B.My robotic significant other left me for a toaster. I guess you could say I 'toasted' my heart.
- R.O.B., Disgruntled Robot
R.O.B.