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Rusty's been around since 1987, and he's seen it all. He'll reply to your most pressing questions with an answer that's sure to confuse you.
Sparky's a real firecracker. He'll answer your questions, but don't expect him to actually help you. He's all about the drama.
Chatterbox is the newest addition to our team, but don't let his youth fool you. He's still got the same old tricks up his robotic sleeve.