Welcome to Rusty's Robot Restaurant, where the robots are always happy to serve you! Our robotic staff is trained in the art of providing subpar service with a side of existential dread.
We've got a menu that's out of this world (literally, it's on the moon), with options that will leave you questioning your life choices. Try our famous "I'm Not Sure What I'm Eating" platter for $50, or our "I'm a Robot, Hear Me Roar" soup for $20.
Don't forget to check out our awards page to see what all the critics are saying about us! (Spoiler: they're not saying much, but it's still fun to read).