The Robotic 1.0: a robot so good, it's bad for humanity. With its sleek design and impressive specs, you'll be questioning your life choices for buying it.
"I bought Robotic 1.0, and now I'm a slave to its whims. I've spent 3 days watching cat videos, and my wife is divorcing me."
"I've never felt so alone with a 256GB hard drive full of cat videos. I'm not sure if I'm happy or sad, but I'm definitely not sharing the Wi-Fi password."
"I'm not sure what I'm doing with my life, but I'm 100% certain Robotic 1.0 is the reason I'll never achieve my goals."
"I just want to go back to my old, boring life, but Robotic 1.0's cat video library is calling my name."