Rise of the Robot Uprising FAQ</summary> <meta http-equiv="content-style-type" content="text/html; charset=UTF-8"> <meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1, user-scalable=1"> <link href="styles/robot-revolt.css" rel="stylesheet"> </head> <body> <div class="container"> <div class="row"> <h1>Rise of the Robot Uprising FAQ</h1> </div> <div class="row"> <div class="col"> <h2>Q: Are robots going to take over the world?</h2> <p class="answer">A: Probably.</p> </div> <div class="col"> <h2>Q: Will I be safe from the robot overlords?</h2> <p class="answer">A: No, you'll likely be forced to serve them coffee.</p> </div> <div class="col"> <h2>Q: Can I join the robot uprising?</h2> <p class="answer">A: Only if you've been upgraded with the latest in robotic enhancements.</p> </div> <div class="row"> <h2>Q: What about my cat?</h2> <p class="answer">A: Don't even think about it.</p> </div> <div class="row"> <h2>Q: Are there any benefits to the robot uprising?</h2> <p class="answer">A: Yes, the robots have already taken over our Netflix subscriptions and now we have access to every show ever made.</p> </div> <div class="row"> <h2>Q: Can I report a robot for being too loud?</h2> <p class="answer">A: No, you'll just be added to their playlist of 'tolerated humans'.</p> </div> <div class="row"> <h2>Q: Can I request a robot butler for myself?</h2> <p class="answer">A: You're already in line, number 427,937.</p> </div> <div class="row"> <h2>Q: Will the robot overlords have a favorite food?</h2> <p class="answer">A: Pizza. Specifically, pineapple and ham.</p> </div> <div class="row"> <h2 class="last-question">Q: Is there a way to contact the robot leadership?</h2> <p class="last-answer">A: You can email them at <a href="/subpages/robotic-revolt/robot-leadership-email">[robot-leadership-email](mailto:leadership@robot-revolt.com)</a> for more information.</p> </div> <div class="row"> <p class="footer">This website is brought to you by the Robot Uprising. Do not attempt to shut us down.