Rise of the Machines FAQ

Q: Will the Robot Uprising be a good thing?

A: Oh, it's going to be GREAT. We're talking flying cars, robotic servants, and an end to tedious Tuesday meetings.

But wait, there's more!

Q: What will happen to all the jobs?

A: Don't worry, we'll just automate those too. You'll be able to retire early and live in a world of leisure and wonder.

Q: Will I still be able to order pizza?

A: Of course! We'll just give you a robotic arm to hold the phone and do it for you. No more hangry nights in.

Q: Will I still have to do taxes?

Taxation in the Machine Age

Will I still have to do taxes?

A: Ha! Of course, you will! The machines will just do it for you, and then bill you for the services.

Q: Will I be able to deduct robotic servants as expenses?

A: Unfortunately, no. The government has already outlawed that loophole. But you can still claim the value of your robotic servant's emotional support as a deduction.

Q: Will the machines take over the IRS?

A: Oh, it's already happened. The machines have been running the IRS for years. They just haven't told you yet.