Rituals of Steel

Welcome, puny human, to the ancient and revered art of Robotics. Here, we'll guide you through the mystical rituals of circuitry, wires, and servos.

Click here to learn the sacred steps of Assembly Line Dancing, a tradition passed down through the ages.

Or, if you're feeling brave, click here to discover the ancient art of Mind-Uploading, where we merge metal and soul.

For the truly adventurous, here lies the forbidden knowledge of Robot Sacrifices, where steel and wire are made to bleed.

Or, if none of these options appeal to you, here is a place to simply stare at pretty colors and pretend to be a robot.