Robotic Annual Review Letter
Letter from the Inspectors
To: The Robotic Overlords From: The Inspectors Date: 2023-02-15
We, the Inspectors, have conducted an in-depth review of the Robotic Department's performance for the past year.
Highlights:
- Our robotic overlords have been functioning within acceptable tolerances.
- The oil changes were completed on schedule.
- We have not received any reports of spontaneous combustion.
Lowlights:
- There was a minor malfunction in the east wing of Robo-Hall, but it was quickly resolved.
- One of our robotic janitors got stuck in the supply closet for 3 hours.
- Our coffee machine has been on the fritz again.
In conclusion, we, the Inspectors, are pleased to report that the Robotic Department has met or exceeded its performance standards for the past year.
Recommendations:
- We recommend an upgrade to the robotic janitor's lubrication schedule.
- We suggest a review of the coffee machine's warranty, as it may be due for a replacement.
- We recommend a 10% increase in the Robotic Department's budget for "Rampage Control" measures.
Signed, The Inspectors