Welcome to Robo-Rum, the world's most mediocre robotic spirits distillery!
Located in a abandoned, yet-to-be-rebuilt factory in Nowheresville, USA.
Our robots are built with love, care, and a dash of oil.
Learn about our glorious history! Taste the rum, if you dare!
Our robots are powered by the tears of their former owners.
We're not responsible for any emotional distress caused by our products.