RUMBLE AND ROLL WITH US!

Welcome to Robo-Rum, the world's most mediocre robotic spirits distillery!

Located in a abandoned, yet-to-be-rebuilt factory in Nowheresville, USA.

Our robots are built with love, care, and a dash of oil.

Learn about our glorious history! Taste the rum, if you dare! Robo-Rum Logo

Our robots are powered by the tears of their former owners.

We're not responsible for any emotional distress caused by our products.