RISK OF SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION

WARNING: Do not attempt to self-repair your robot. This could lead to further injury, including, but not limited to: electrical shock, thermal burnage, or spontaneous human combustion.

Standard procedure for addressing a malfunctioning robot:

1. Press the big red button.
2. Call the Robot Repair Hotline (1-800-ROBOT-911).
3. Perform the Robot Dance of Shame.

Learn more about Emergency Procedures.

Troubleshoot common issues.

Standard Procedure Appendix.