Robotic Safety Guidelines

Because we can't trust our robots to make good life choices for us, we've established these guidelines to ensure their safe and responsible behavior.

Rule 1: No Hugging Itchy Beasts

• Don't let robots cuddle with any creature with more than 5 legs.
• No robot should attempt to give a bear a pedicure.
• Don't let a robot near a wasp's nest.

Rule 2: No Involuntary Dance Parties

• Ensure that robots are not programmed to bust a move on unsuspecting humans.
• No robot should start a conga line without explicit consent.

Remember, robots are not your friends, they're just really smart, really strong, really annoying assistants.