Are your feelings a tangled mess? Do you feel like your emotions are on a perpetual loop of doom?
Look no further! RRT 9000 is here to help. Our robotic therapists will listen to your problems, analyze your psyche, and provide solutions that are 99% effective and 1% chance of malfunctioning.
Our robotic therapists have been trained on the most advanced Sock Puppet AI algorithms, guaranteed to make you laugh, cry, or both. Don't believe the haters, we've got a 100% satisfaction rate (or so we claim).
Want to schedule your appointment? Click here!
Or, if you're feeling extra adventurous, try our Funhouse and experience the thrill of possibly being diagnosed with a Sock Puppet-related disorder!
Disclaimer: RRT 9000 is not a real thing, but wouldn't it be cool if it was?