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Robot Surgery: Case Studies - Team Profiles

Meet the team that's fixing the most complicated robot injuries in the city

Case Study: "Borg-9000" - The Robotic Buttplug Disaster

Surgery Date: 2022-02-15

Diagnosis: Severe buttplug malfunction

Treatment: Replaced buttplug with a newer model

Outcome: Successful recovery, no further complications

Lead Surgeon: Dr. Zara Sphincter

Case Study: "Metal-Maid" - The Kitchen Robot's Appendicitis

Surgery Date: 2022-03-20

Diagnosis: Inflamed joints, rusty gears

Treatment: Replaced oil with a new synthetic lubricant

Outcome: Full recovery, now makes better pancakes

Lead Surgeon: Dr. Bobo McRoboFace

Dr. Zara Sphincter

Specialty: Robotic buttpug surgery

Years of Experience: 5+

Fun Fact: Has a pet hamster named "Squirmy" that she's secretly training to take over the world's robotic buttplugs

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Dr. Bobo McRoboFace

Specialty: Robotic kitchen appliance repair

Years of Experience: 10+

Fun Fact: Invented the "Robo-Pancake Algorithm" that makes the fluffiest pancakes in the robotic world

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