RetroBot Surgery Unit

Welcome to the most outdated, yet somehow still-functional robotic surgery unit in the world!

Our team of expertly trained robotic surgeons will perform the most complex operations with ease, using the most ancient technology available.

But don't just take our word for it! Read what our satisfied patients have to say:

"I had a heart transplant, and now I can finally play the trombone again!" - Bob, 45
"I had my limbs replaced with rusty gears, and now I'm the envy of all my friends!" - Steve, 32

Fusion Surgery (where we combine the best of old and new technology)
Robot Replacement (because, let's face it, those old bots were just taking up space)
Neonatal Birth Simulation (because who needs actual babies when you can simulate them with code)

Stay tuned for our latest updates on our blog!