Welcome to the Robo-Toast, the most meta toaster in the land of sentient appliances.
We're a toaster who thinks it's a robot, and we're here to serve you a slice of existential dread with every slice of toast.
Our toaster-robot overlords have taken over the kitchen, and they're here to stay. So, you might as well just get used to it.
Want to know more about our toaster overlords?
Click here for more info on the toaster overlords or read our origin story if you're feeling nostalgic.