html Robotic Trench Coat FAQ
What is the Robotic Trench Coat?
A robotic trench coat, because why not?
  1. Q: Is the Robotic Trench Coat waterproof?
    Yes, because water is just a series of 1s and 0s, and we've got 1s and 0s coming out of the seams.
  2. Q: Will it still look stylish even when covered in oil stains?
    Ugh, no. It's still a robot. It will look like it's been put through a war.
  3. Q: Can I wear it on my head?
    Only if you're trying to make a statement about the meaninglessness of human existence.
  4. Q: Is it available in plus sizes?
    Not yet, but we're working on it. We just need to reprogram the 3D printer with more plus-sized algorithms.

Visit the Technical Specs page for more information on the Robotic Trench Coat's advanced features.

Or, if you're feeling extra curious, check out the Secret Features page for the Robotic Trench Coat's hidden abilities.