Retro-Futurism 101: Upgrading your Robot for the 80s

Welcome, robot enthusiasts! Are you tired of your mechanical overlord being a soulless, grey behemoth? Look no further! Our minimalist retro processor upgrades will have you back to the neon-drenched, synth-heavy 80s in no time.

But wait, there's more! Our multicolored armor upgrades will make you the envy of all the other robots on the dance floor.

Parameter Adjustments

Don't forget to tinker with your settings to get the most out of your upgrades. You can adjust your speed, accuracy, or radiosensitivity to suit your unique needs.

But don't say we didn't warn you...

Side Effects

May cause excessive dizziness, nausea, or quantum fluctuations in the space-time continuum.