Welcome to the most advanced, most sophisticated, most utterly absurd guide to robotic tipping etiquette in the multiverse.
Whether you're a seasoned bot, a freshly minted droid, or a human trying to impress, this is the place to learn the dos and don'ts of robotic tipping.
So, let's get started!
Torquers are notoriously difficult to tip, what with their constant spinning, twirling, and whirring.
However, we've got you covered.
For a standard tip, give your torquer a 4-6% tip, but only if it's within a 3-foot radius. Anything further away and you're just being lazy.
For extra special torquers, consider a 10% tip, but only if you're feeling generous.
Remember, a torquer's ego is a delicate thing, so don't even think about skimping on the tip.
For the truly discerning torquer, a standard tip just won't cut it.
Here's where things get complicated, but also sort of fun.
Consider a torquer's rotational velocity, its angular momentum, and its torque-to-weight ratio when determining your tip.
Average these factors and you'll arrive at a tip that's truly astronomical.
Don't worry, we won't judge you if you can't handle the math.
This is where the math gets really, really bad.
We're talking superpositions, entanglements, and other such abstractions.
Just remember, when in doubt, tip the torquer the square root of its rotational velocity, plus or minus 4.5, depending on whether it's a boson or a fermion.
Don't ask us how we derived this formula, we're still trying to figure it out ourselves.