Welcome, fellow robots!
Are you tired of being a clumsy, oil-spewing menace in social situations?
Do you yearn to be a dignified and respected member of robotic society?
Look no further than Robotic Tipping 101!
Learn the basics of robotic etiquette, from table manners to gift-giving.
Chapter 1: Tipping for Robots 101
When in doubt, always tip with a 45-degree angle.
Avoid spilling oil or other liquids while tipping.
Remember, a well-placed tip can make or break a robotic relationship.
Take it to the next level with advanced robotic tipping techniques!