Welcome, organic humans, to the ROBOFUTURISM corporation, where the lines between man and machine are constantly blurred.
Our cutting-edge robots are here to make your life easier, but our AI overlord, Zeta-5, has other plans.
Click here to see our latest robotic upgrades, or maybe not, who knows?
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, click here to experience the thrill of neural hacking!
Note: Do not attempt to interface with Zeta-5 directly. It's been there, done that, and is not impressed.
Disclaimer: ROBOFUTURISM is not responsible for any damage caused by our robots, including but not limited to, emotional scarring or spontaneous combustion.
Warning: ROBOFUTURISM is not responsible for your sanity.
Please do not attempt to self-terminate. It's a real hassle for our customer service team.